Show Details
\n This show will be at an indoor location.<\/p>\n
No Outside Drinks permitted.. Drinks will be available for purchase. Small snacks available for purchase. Non-alcoholic drinks will be available. Outside snacks allowed.<\/p>\n
This show will have chairs provided.<\/p>\n
\u267f\ufe0e This show is wheelchair accessible.<\/p>\n
21+ show.<\/p>\n
About Don’t Tell Comedy
\n Secret Locations.
\nShhh…it’s a surprise. As you can see, we only advertise the general area or neighborhood for each show. The precise location and other important show details will be sent to you at 8:00 AM the day of the show. If you don\u2019t see it in your inbox you can find the info on show day right here.<\/p>\n
Secret Comedians.
\nNo spoilers! All comedians remain unknown until the moment they take the stage. But don\u2019t fret, we carefully curate lineups of 4-7 different comics to create a hilarious and diverse show. The best part is\u2014you never know who might show up!<\/p>\n
You might discover your next favorite underground comedian or see a fan favorite. We specialize in introducing audiences to the best-emerging talent from cities around the world through a mix of the best local and nationally touring comedians.<\/p>\n
Unique Live Experience.
\nHonestly, we\u2019re over the whole debt-inducing two-drink minimum thing. We\u2019re dedicated to providing you with a unique and fun live comedy experience\u2014one which doesn\u2019t require you to take out a second mortgage. We thrive on good vibes and welcome you to be a part of the DTC community.<\/p>\n
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