WHERE: Third Room
\nWHEN: Saturday September 6, 2025
\nDOORS: 8pm SHOW: 9pm
\nGENRE: electro pop \/ funk
\nTICKETS: $12 early bird \/ $15 adv. \/ $20 d.o.s.<\/p>\n
PURCHASE: https:\/\/tixr.com\/e\/151368<\/p>\n
Sexbruise?:
\nWEBSITE: https:\/\/sexbruise.com
\nHEAR SOME MUSIC: https:\/\/sexbruisemusic.bandcamp.com\/music
\nSEE A VIDEO: https:\/\/youtu.be\/RcstFYLtXq8?si=A8ya7oqZpb21w1qa<\/p>\n
Sexbruise? is a satirical pop band from Charleston, SC that combines elements of improvisation, electronic music, poppy hooks, and audience participation to create an unforgettable live experience. Combining elements of funk, rock, funky rock, and rock-funk, they write funky melodies and soulful melodies.<\/p>\n
Sexbruise? has been featured at Sweetwater 420 Fest, Hulaween, Rooster Walk Music and Arts Festival, Floyd Fest, and Resonance Fest, and will be announcing other sehk festies soon. They have also toured extensively on the highly sought-after Wild Wings Circuit, playing places such as Wild Wings Myrtle Beach, Wild Wings Macon Georgia, Wild Wings Spartanburg, and many many more.<\/p>\n
Sexbruise?\u2019s shows can be described as a giant party. The tunes are memorable, the stage presence exciting, and the antics unpredictable. And there are snacks. Thrown from the stage. The band has prepared pancakes and pizza on stage, brought out dancers in animal costumes, hired fake demonstrators to protest their shows, and many more other cool things.<\/p>\n
Nerd Alert:
\nWEBSITE: https:\/\/nerdalertmusic.com
\nHEAR SOME MUSIC:
\nSEE A VIDEO: https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=aNRIpAy_nN0<\/p>\n
We have finally achieved what once was thought to be impossible. We have implanted a computer chip into the brains of these two brave men.<\/p>\n
We are monitoring their activities closely. 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