{"id":96961,"date":"2026-08-25T13:36:04","date_gmt":"2026-08-25T17:36:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thelaurelofasheville.com\/updatestage\/?post_type=tribe_events&#038;p=96961"},"modified":"2026-08-26T17:29:45","modified_gmt":"2026-08-26T21:29:45","slug":"teen-jesus-and-the-jean-teasers","status":"publish","type":"tribe_events","link":"https:\/\/thelaurelofasheville.com\/updatestage\/event\/teen-jesus-and-the-jean-teasers\/","title":{"rendered":"Teen Jesus and the Jean Teasers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>STANDING ROOM ONLY<\/p>\n<p>TEEN JESUS AND THE JEAN TEASERS<br \/>\nARIA Award-winning indie-rock four piece Teen Jesus and the Jean Teasers \u2013 Anna Ryan (they\/she; vocals\/guitar), Scarlett McKahey (she\/her; guitar\/vocals), Jaida Stephenson (she\/her; bass) and Neve van Boxsel (she\/her; drums) \u2013 have gone from strength to strength since the release of their debut EP Pretty Good For A Girl Band (2022), with its lead single \u2018Girl Sports\u2019 landing at #55 on the triple j Hottest 100. Their debut album I Love You (2023) landed at #6 on the ARIA Charts, placed at #52 on the Hottest 100 (\u2018I Used To Be Fun\u2019), with its deluxe I Love You Too (2024) featuring new singles \u2018Dull\u2019 ft. Softcult and \u2018Please Me\u2019 ft. The Linda Lindas \u2013 the former landing at #187 in triple j\u2019s Hottest 200 this year.<\/p>\n<p>Now based across Ngunnawal\/Canberra, and Naarm\/Melbourne, Teen Jesus and the Jean Teasers are just as concerned about issues facing today\u2019s women, non-binary people and young people everywhere as they are with making music that continues to push boundaries and expectations. They are ambassadors for Green Music\u2019s No Music on a Dead Planet, played Rising Tide on Parliament House steps, contributed to the Parliament inquiry into challenges and opportunities within the Australian live music industry and are firm supporters of Michael\u2019s Rule. 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